Remember how it was when you were a teenager and you discovered the joys of masturbation? I was a devotee. I remember staying home from school in eighth grade, with a head cold, and I think I stroked six times before my solitude was ended by my sister’s arrival from her high school classes. Look, teenage boys do this sort of thing; it’s healthy really.
Anyway, I came across this product review for the Kleenex 36-pack product: http://milkboys.org/being-a-mum/
Read it, you’ll have a long laugh.