You know, Santa doesn’t have to be a fat guy with a white beard. He can be a ripped boy with smooth skin, pearly teeth, and a dick sucking tongue.
Now, I ask you: Would you let my Santa to the left stay overnight at your house? Yummy ….
Yeah, I am posting late tonight. It’s been a long day for me. My winter guests are arriving Monday and I had to tidy their patio with fresh mulch and shrub trimming, plus I had to lay down fresh gravel in my front yard.
I worked for three hours, and back lower back was whining by the end. But I got the job done, and I resolved my body aches with Advil and beer. I built a blaze in my fire pit and my neighbor came over to enjoy it with me. I dined on fresh salmon, and now it’s late. I’m off to bed in a minute. 🙂